“We the unwilling, led by the unqualified, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful” Tushuguaners, what makes you tick? This week we’re all back from Chun Jie, back to the office; hence the theme of the week: BACK TO THE OFFICE.

What is it that makes you get up every morning, shave, smile to the mirror and then drag your ass to the office? Is it money? The few mao they throw you so that they don’t have to look for another slave? You must be kiddin’.

Is it the excitement of making something creative? Yeah sure – something you’re creatively barked to do, and faster than that please? Or is it for the collegial friendships? You know all this permanent coffe-machine gossip and the cubicle confessions and office intrigues about salaries, about who screwed whom and when, and how to get that empty cubicle near the window since John was fired? Is it … power? The power to shut your face when the boss’s growling and to yell at underlings when he’s not there? Yeah sure thing. There must be something else.

Oh Wait! I think we nailed it: what makes a Tushuguaner lift his/her sorry ass to go to the office every morning is the hope. The hope for another great happy hour at Tushuguan98. And to enjoy some kickass comedy! For FREE!